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Wednesday, January 30th 2013, 8:10pm

19:09 BaconSandwich: I often walk about with someone elses dick in my arse, in accordance with my master's thesis on the Legend of Zelda
19:09 ToTheSun: WOW

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "ToTheSun!" (Jan 30th 2013, 10:40pm)


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Thursday, January 31st 2013, 12:06am

moriz over mumble:

Sao why do you sound so much like a hobbit?
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<Haemoglobin> I was like LOLOLOLOL HERE COMES THE PAIN
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<J0hn> if it's a computer, i touch it... professionally
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ToTheSun!

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Thursday, January 31st 2013, 4:52am

03:50 ToTheSun: bacon how do you figure we should resolve societal decay?
03:50 BaconSandwich: using the power of greyskull
03:50 ToTheSun: damn
03:50 ToTheSun: bacon who is this greyskull?
03:50 BaconSandwich: Bill Gates.

Guys, let's call Bill Gates. He has work to do.

Lt Col Jesus

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Thursday, January 31st 2013, 6:03am

23:02 Lt_Col_Jesus: Or he's an idiot and his beats headphones are working so he can't hear you.
23:02 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bacon, do you wear beats?
23:02 BaconSandwich: indeed i do
23:02 BaconSandwich: hey, someone's making doughnuts!
Eat your heart out, Badger.

Spoiler Spoiler


<elementofprgress> yummm baby jesus
<elementofprgress> but i'd prefer jesus with ketchup

<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now
Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.

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Friday, February 1st 2013, 3:30pm

<Pepin_the_Short> It's thirty-six degrees outside, gentlemen.
<Pepin_the_Short> And I am a Floridian.
<J35T3R> Battle Report - Battlelog
/ Battlefield 3

<J35T3R> with a pp19
<Riesig> Gonna backup all my steam games... again
<Pepin_the_Short> If I don't make it back, Legion can have my guns, provided he shoots Ocelot with them
Bro of Oscar, the gentleman ninja
Rules. Read them, follow them.

Quoted

[22:09:20] Failure117: Legion: Tank Expert and Pokemon Afficianado

[16:21:16] Oscar Perez Lijo: In soviet russia legion is top poster

Mickey

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Friday, February 1st 2013, 10:35pm

ToTheSun: insightful as always, mickey
ToTheSun: thank you for gracing us with your superior intellect

MY CURRENT ORIGIN/BLOG NAME: Murrican-Mickey

I say what I want to say and I do what I want to do.
There is no in between.
People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
-Eminem
Inspired by Mickey

LOL Riesig


Riesig seems like the type of person that would jack off in public and think nothing of it.
He does. And people join him anyways.
What, NO!

And then later:


Fapping and lifting 5 gallons of water is dumb.

Also, because i'm skinny asian.

/QQ

My worst fear is not being able to make any more threads.


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Saturday, February 2nd 2013, 5:17pm

00:15 Aranshada: Fucking French.
00:15 Aranshada: Who even likes them anyway?
00:15 ToTheSun: noone
00:16 Aranshada: I've never heard a single positive thing said about the French.
00:16 PyaKura: Fack you
00:16 ToTheSun: only the french like the french
00:16 PyaKura: :'(
00:16 Riesig: :D
00:16 ToTheSun: pya
00:16 ToTheSun: you're not really french
00:16 ToTheSun: don't worry
00:16 BaconSandwich: ^_^
00:16 Riesig: You're... radioactive Chinese Frenchman!
00:16 ToTheSun: pya is not an asshole and he can speak english well
00:16 PyaKura: Ah yeah right
00:16 J35T3R: lol
00:16 ToTheSun: he's, obviously, not french
I'm a tsundere tentacle

PyaKura

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Saturday, February 2nd 2013, 5:30pm

17:29 Riesig: Bacon, why don't you talk to me?
17:29 Pepin_the_Short: I would not be on the PC.
17:29 BaconSandwich: Too hot.
17:30 Riesig: I'm too hot
17:30 Pepin_the_Short: Aw, he's shy, Riesig.
17:30 Riesig: There we go
Ded.

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Saturday, February 2nd 2013, 10:28pm

double post because frenchman

22:27 Athemoe: Hi pya-sama
Ded.

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Sunday, February 3rd 2013, 6:19pm

And triple-post

18:17 ToTheSun: the last bed i made
18:18 ToTheSun: must have been over 10 years ago

:|
Ded.