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CobaltRose

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Monday, November 25th 2013, 6:05am

Stupid Deaths

Quick question, going out to everyone: what are your most memorable stupid deaths in Battlefield 4? I'll start off with mine, which evidently happened a few minutes ago:

I was playing a game of Squad Deathmatch on Golmud Railway. One of my squadmates died in one of the three-story school house-looking things. I go over and revive him, only for the dude who just killed him to kill me (this isn't where it ends, keep reading). Wasn't in vain, though, as my squadmate killed him and revived me. What made it stupid, though, was the fact that I revived with a desk leg in my torso. The game, thinking that it couldn't have any of that, killed me again without the possibility of a revive. :cursing:
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Monday, November 25th 2013, 6:36am

Got in an elevator, looked around, saw C4 and had to just sit there and wait for the guy at the top to hear the elevator alarm and blow us up. We even got squad spawns, I don't remember if we got wiped. Pretty annoying though.

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Monday, November 25th 2013, 7:36am

paracel rush rush,we're a full squad in a transport heli,before reaching the bomb(so on top of water) the pilot randomly bails and we fall in water,at least half of us died in the water because the heli wrecked us.

or anytime you spawn in hali to be a wrench monkey and the pilot randomly bails as he see an enemy heli,when he's on full health,and you managae to get control of the hei,but a jet goes all kamikaze on you.
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Monday, November 25th 2013, 7:41am

All of my deaths are stupid, because I am gaming-retarded and can't seem to learn any surroundings awareness no matter what I do, so I repeatedly run over open areas, run into enemies and serve myself on a silver platter, run carelessly into areas where teammates died a second ago etc. etc.

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Monday, November 25th 2013, 9:03am

Wasn't mine, but here's a great one.

We were playing diffuse and it was down to a 1v1. They had been looking for each others for several minutes, locker isn't a big map, but when it's 1v1 it can take a while. Dude on our team decided to jump down some stairs. It was HC and he must have been low HP because the motherfucker died right there, it was seriously the funniest thing I've seen in BF4. All this tension and he ends getting killed by some stairs.