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Friday, March 2nd 2012, 12:41am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

When arm an m-comm, die, and before you respawn, you hear they have defused the charge. When you capture a flag, leave, then hear losing .... When you see the score after you lose and your the only positive one, and when they are in places they shouldn't be.

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Friday, March 2nd 2012, 1:30am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

Quoted from ""visdegreeimg""

-After a couple games, you give up playing the objective and play as recon and watch your whole team get annihilated.


True Story -:s-

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Sunday, March 4th 2012, 4:20am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

Ok - true story


I was playing at Grand bazahr and went low on ammo.

I saw a supporter hiding in one of the little side rooms with only one entrance.

I stood in the doorway so he wasnt able to leave the room and started yelling "ammo" at him via "q".

He didnt react.

Since this didnt work I also started writing in the chat to give me some goddamn ammo.

His reaction: He began to jump around in the room wieldly and began to shoot at me because he couldnt get out. Luckily it was normal mode so I had him prisoned=)

After 4 minutes of yelling for ammo and begging him for ammo in the chat - an enemy came from behind to shoot us both.


Jepp I saw that coming - but I could not have lived with letting him out without him giving me some bloody ammo=)




Also: You know you are in a bad team when:

you are playing rush and managed to steal an enemys tank.
And as you eject to repair the tank a so called "friendly" enters your tank - and drives it directly into the enemy defense...........



You are the pilot of a heli in rush and fly over an armed mcom - but the gunner rather likes to shoot at enemys far far away than at the disarming guys...............



In conqeust - your whole team spawns at the flag thats beeing camped the hardest while every other single flag is empty.



Every tank is piloted by a sniper - so they cant repair their tank.



When the match begins: heli pilots dont go for the enemy heli first but concentrate on the most unimportant targets they can find - so they easily get shot down from the heli above....



In strike at karhand CQ - as an attackcer you managed to get f but nobody - NOBODY on your team decided to spawn at f - they rather spawn at a or b.....
And if you tell them to fetch f and g because the enemy armor spawns there they tell you to fuck off.



In strike at karkhand CQ - as an defender - g is getting captured and you see a friendly BTR right in front of the flag. But rather than trying to defend g the BTR drives to the front and dies..........



One enemy tank manages to destroy all 4 of your teams tanks while letting 4 snipers jump out of the burning wreck.



You get shot by friendlys after entering the viper/havoc - just to see it getting crashed by the guy 3 minutes later.



You are on a squadleader spawn only server but your squadleader is flying a jet/driving the aa/ flying the viper-havoc.




You are playing in a team with 24 people and only 4 are actually in a squad....



You managed to steal the enemy jeep in damavand peak rush - drive it to a good position without the fear of javelin and man the mg - a friendly enters the jeep and drives you straight out into the enemy base....



The only flag your team holds is the one you are defending - and once you head to another flag - the flag is instantly gone.

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Sunday, March 4th 2012, 4:39am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

Quoted from ""visdegreeimg""

-After a couple games, you give up playing the objective and play as recon and watch your whole team get annihilated.


that's why i play only with the M98 or jet on firestorm,caspian,sharqi and oman,cause my team lost EVERYTIME(on the b2k maps,cause sometime i win on firestorm and caspian...),and that happen everytime this if i'm not sniping "bomb placed*die*" 5 second after "the enemy defused the bomb!"
or "enemy flag(?) captured"going to capture another flag "we lost the target!"
the friend?joking in the base or(most of the time) simply dying under enemy fire,1 enemy fire.(i mean,only one because the other 11 was or sniping or trying to catch me)
"I'm just a loot whore."


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bf4
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23rd M320FB user on pc(13/05/16)
rush mode score RANK:2794 TOP:2% OUT OF:215398
obliteration mode scoreRANK:994 TOP:1% OUT OF:159466
handgun medals RANK:2236 TOP:2% OUT OF:143874
longest headshot RANK:9512 TOP:4% OUT OF:257589
recon score RANK:10871 TOP:4% OUT OF:274899
general score per minute RANK:10016 TOP:4% OUT OF:294774

bf3
31/3/2012 4:58:

Headshot distance RANK:493* TOP:0%
Revives per assault minute RANK: 6019 TOP: 3%
Headshots / kill percentage RANK:25947 TOP:13%
MVP ribbons RANK:18824 TOP:11%

*= 6 if we not count the EOD BOT headshots

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ENEMY KILLED [REASON] JSLICE20 100


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Sunday, March 4th 2012, 5:28am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

...when you decide to quickscope on softcore TDM, go 24-13, and still lose by 30+ tickets... .

When you join a TDM game after it started and end up 44-6... .
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I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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Monday, March 5th 2012, 2:20am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

When your team loses 1000/0 on Metro Conquest.

I mean really, people are supposed to die in droves on both sides.
And I forgot to mention, I was on the Russian side.