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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 11:14am

You know you're on a bad team when...

1. You are attack team on Rush and you are the only team member heading TO the M-COM as you watch everyone else run AWAY from the M-COM.

2. You got a Recon on your team that spends an entire 16 minute Rush round on a rock about 80 miles from any M-COM and ends up with zero kills, zero deaths and ZERO POINTS. The asshat wasn't even spotting! You can't even be bothered with hitting the select button. Really. Can't even do that. Or your off getting another beer so you can't be bothered with opening a slot for somone that could actually help. Really Recon guy on a rock. What gives. Really.

Thanks, that helped. I feel a little better now.

So, you know you're on a bad team when...

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 11:18am

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

You lay there in your puddle, watching medic after medic run past...

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 12:03pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

You start as the Russians on Operation Metro and end up losing B......

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 12:58pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

You spot a teamate planting a Claymore...the wrong way round. -:s-
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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 1:11pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

you earned half the kills of your entire team on tdm and still lost. True story :(

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 1:31pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

You watch your teamates plant C4 and ask over mic know how to detonate it
How the hell did I get a sniper as my top weapon?

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 2:06pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

The randoms you play with are so bad that you stop playing Rush and migrate to TDM, even though Rush is your favorite game mode.
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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 2:44pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

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You spot a teamate planting a Claymore...the wrong way round. -:s-


There is no wrong way unless he is planting it agaisnt the wall
Placing them in the same way enemy advances actually yelds kill more often than Front towards the enemy
But you need to place it smart :) I can get around 20 - 30% of kills by claymores alone if I play support only in infantry only map [on vehicles map C4 is much more usefull]


.... your team have thrice the kills the enemy and still loosing by few hundred tickets in CQ
[Hate this sniper only squads just trying to earn K/D but not defending flags as its not "safe" for them]

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 3:41pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

When some rank 2 blueberry keeps stealling all the airbourne vehciles only to fly to a point on a cq map and crash it into the ground 10secs later.

Or engineers in a chopper who fire rockets out of it! DONT! I do not want to crash TYVM!

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Wednesday, February 8th 2012, 4:24pm

Re: You know you're on a bad team when...

When a large map loads and EVERYone pulls out a recon kit with a sniper rifle!

Edit: yes I registered just so I can rant on this topic.

When you are out of ammo and you cant get one of the 5 supports to drop ammo. you can press select, chase them, shoot at them with side, they just wont drop u ammo what gives!!!