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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 5:23pm

What happened to Cheapnub and all his posts?

I remember his guides for the M416 and M16A4; they were really excellent, but now they've been deleted along with his entire account. What the heck happened?

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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 5:37pm

He left and took the time to ascend to a higher life-form. A viking sheep.

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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 5:38pm

Long story short, he left and came back but with a new account. He's Sheepnub now. I think his posts got deleted with him.
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You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 5:39pm

Except he wan't banned.

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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 5:42pm

Oh yeah, that's right, he asked his crap to be deleted, didn't he?
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Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

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23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

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23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

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ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 5:44pm

Long story short, he got banned and was permitted to come back but with a new account. He's Sheepnub now. I think his posts got deleted with him.

False. I wasn't banned, I decided to leave by myself and requested an account deletion (as I felt I was being discriminated against by the mods, with people shittalking on me and every reaction of mine being responded with "STFU OR BAN", I refused to any longer represent or help out the community). I deleted the guides as a general fuck-your-shit.
When the source of the situation was resolved a while earlier, I came back as I really enjoy helping others with game-statistics.

That's the tl;dr version. There's more to it, a lot more. But that's all the general public needs to know, a lot happened behind closed doors (which I probably will get banned for if I publish :)). It's best to not start the war all over again here.

Instead, I now reincarnated into the most epicestest viking sheep in history.

*inb4 i get banned for this post/thread deletion
"I put aside a few sceptics, the types of decency in the history of philosophy: the rest haven't the slightest conception of intellectual integrity."
Friedrich Nietzsche


Best of epic quotes :D

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Just realized it's 4/20 tomorrow


Thanks for the heads up!
*Logs out of Symthic in preparation*

Hardline is a fun and sometimes silly Cops and Robbers sorta thing and I think that's great. Or it would be if it didn't suck.

>littlebird passanger, semi-auto frag rounds
>gunship OP

Meanwhile at DICE-headquarters during BF4's release:

I'm pretty sure there's a massive post-it on every desk "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY DOING WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

UCAV:
"Hey guys remember how stupid prenerf mav was?"

"Lets add c4 to it."

The World Champion went to China once.

They called me a Gweilo.

So I kicked a big fucking hole in their wall and let all the Mongolians in.

just thought I'd share.


The thought of Assaults running out of ACE 23 rounds mid firefight, Engineers facing the rear of an unaware MBT with no rockets left, Recons unable to...Whatever the fuck they do. These are the things that keep me up at night ;(


About hunturk:
I don't know what's funnier, the video itself of the fact that an unlisted video has more views than most of your normal videos :P

...


You just live to hit people upside the noggin with a Math Bomb, don't you?

[context] Maybe it's the UK's overly aggressive porn filter at work. After all, it does have the word "monkey" in it and monkeys have been known to have sex so...


Previously, at DICE HQ:
"Ok guys, the password is "epic dream worlds"; everyone take a letter and do your best to turn it into into something random that we can put into a picture!"


I assume a functional game (BF4) also.

Aww!
*pinches cheeks*
So cute!


But but but

He's a Youtuber ;(

There's no way he doesn't know what he's talking about


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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 6:28pm

Yeah, I accidentally merged you and Sun. Sorry. ;(
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Words of Wisdom (not really)

Quoted from "Blue Panda"

You're fedorable :love:

Quoted from "ToTheSun!"

I have the highest postcount. Nick doesn't count.

Quoted

23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm -
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Okay
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: I'm stabbing everyone
23:44 Lt_Col_Jesus: Bye guys
23:44 Nick: *flips table*
23:44 Legion: Bye, happy stabbing
23:44 *** Lt_Col_Jesus quit (Quit: off to murder the public at large).

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10:41 LB: You just...reanimated Steve Jobs.
10:41 Dice: Well that would be unfortunate, I was just getting used to him being dead.

Quoted from "Pheozero"

... fuck. Damn you hindsight!

Quoted

23:58 Failure117: CAUSE IM FREEE
23:58 Nick: AS A BIIIIRD NOW
23:58 Failure117: FREEE OF NICK'S WORM RAPE

Quoted

ViperFTW: HEY LOOK
ViperFTW: AN ALIEN LASER FISH THE SIZE OF THE SUN
ViperFTW: I WANT TO SWAT IT WITH MY COMICLY LARGE SWORD
ViperFTW: WITH
ViperFTW: THIS
ViperFTW: AS
ViperFTW: MY
ViperFTW: FUUUUCKING SOUNDTRACK :DDDD
(the album in question)


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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 6:44pm

TL;DR, he got high and fucked a sheep and white coats said he had to hug himself for a while

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(14:06:57) Riesig: I should stop now. People might get sig material again

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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 6:45pm

TheNoseKnows plays thread
Cheapnub receives a +1 to e-peen.

;)

"Iīm just puting random shit in here so I donīt need to clean up my signature"



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17:37 Riesig: Revolver
17:37 Riesig: Asked me for cat on human porn
17:37 InternationalGamer: Anal'ed you
17:37 Riesig: ... he was shocked
17:37 s0urce: ...should i sig that now...
17:38 Riesig: yes


Quoted from "Sym"

In other words, this game's code looks like it's written by 5 year old kiddo compared to how DICE did things with BF3.



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"Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?"
Yes! It's Micky Mouse's Magical Buttrape House


Average game in BF3

HINT: There are exactly 63 M16īs in this picture....



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Thursday, November 28th 2013, 6:53pm

TheNoseKnows plays thread
Cheapnub receives a +1 to e-peen.

;)

Now not even the e-sheeps will be safe...

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(14:06:57) Riesig: I should stop now. People might get sig material again