Quoted from "InternationalGamer"

You go up to a girl and say you're part of the most elite Battlefield 3 forum.
instasex.

Quoted from "Darktan13"

This is Symthic: Game Science not Symthic : I felt it in my balls.

Quoted from "DaRubester"

How to fix hitreg:
1. Go to server browser
2. Join 3rd world country server with 40000000 ping
3. Enjoy

Quoted from "DaRubester"

Quoted from "bboypaktailo"

I think I should sacrifice part of my sigs just for when Rube is drunk.

DOOOIT MANG. ILL REP U NBRO

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

[Auto's] voice is like butter on the ears

Quoted from "Mickey"

I am quite positive auto's worst fear is a forum with no threads that need to be locked.

Quoted from "omg_h00n"

The T-90 is a challenge, the BTR-90 is going to kill everyone in a 100 meter radius and go flying off a hill into a helicopter only to drive off while the corpse of the Cobra it just went through is being dragged through the beach on Oman.

Quoted from "Autosynthesis"

The game will include a fully automatic An-94 launcher, literally firing Abakans at 600 RPM.

Quoted from "Jenkins"

clicky
I expect rep.

Quoted from "LB"

If J3ST3R is dead, I think I just heard the entity that is grammar let out a sigh of relief...

Quoted from "Pepin the Short"

To say nothing of the inordinate expense incurred by adding functionality to the gun that I may not ever use.

Quoted from "ViperFTW"

IKEA is the problem! Its all Desksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesksdesks but oh, oh the second you say you want a table they chuckle and say "A table? You mean a kitchen table? How about a bedside table? Oh! Oh you must mean a dining room table!" and I'm like "NO! NO I JUST WANT A STANDARD, BLACK, BORING TABLE!" and they look at me then smile and go "You mean this? £170..."

Quoted from "hunturk"

Quoted from "bboypaktailo"

Also, why does the RANDOM thread have a topic?

Why do fish have legs?

Quoted from "hunturk"

Fucking dutch.