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## [April Fools'] Top 6 Weapons That NEED to be in BF1

Posts: 3,292

Date of registration
: Apr 26th 2013

Platform: PS4

Location: Arizona, USA

Reputation modifier: 15

Sunday, April 2nd 2017, 6:20am

### Quoted from "JSLICE20"

Let's see how hard we can derail this now that the Mods have been defeated.

Have fun dealing with this shit Mr. Battlelog Skeleton.

Anyone have some super hardcore porn they want to post? XD

LET'S EGYPT THIS BITCH

WHERE MY PYRAMIDS AT THO

This is much more fun than having rules to abide by. Mr. Battlelog Skeleton is right; Battlelog and their lack of authority is better.

@Gecko99

THANK YOU for having the balls to do this.

Gecko, you're supposed to quote the entire message above. That's what 'Pyramid-ing' is.

Brb jacking off to some serious skeleton porn.

@BattlelogH4x0r

Is that you getting rammed in the pic above?
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO THIS IS MY THREAD AND MY OPINION SO GTFO IF HATER!

Hey! Don't make me turn on the 1337 speak, bitch.
sorry ))))))))))):
Dats rite. O ya, we probly shudint youse grammer ither.
I agree with most of your list but just so you know the mosin nagant in your picture is a model from ww2 not ww1. Other than that I think your list is well researched and I would be surprised if we didn't see most/ all of these in future DLCs.
thank for constructiv critsisms but next tim go in piramid

All terrible choices except for the M16a3

Dice should add these weapons in order of decreasing power

6: BFG 9000
5: Pre Patch BF4 Impact Grenades x2
3: Fat Man Pigeon
2; M2 Carl Gustav
1: Hardline Pre-patch K-10

@Gecko99

Sry, haters gon h8.

))):<

ftfy DDDDDDDDD

Edit: PYRAMID RESTORED BITCHES
What's a pyramid?

Oh, it's nothing.
++

Hey, Mr. Battlelog Skeleton, Blue Panda posted when he was banned. Source. Better check on that.

On topic again, has anyone seen good movies lately?

Double post for no reason.

That's the spirit. Actually fuckit. Let's triple and quadruple or even quintuple post because reasons.

Eat.

My.

Shit-

aki mushrooms.

Ran out of space in post above.

Pyramid is majestic. Oscar would be proud.

Pls JSLICE20 you are give me cancer.

PYRAMID MUST LIVE ON!!!

this is art, social web engineering at it's best(if that's even a thing, and if it is relatablle to this)

Next 11 posters gets REP.

How dare you try and defile the almighty pyramid. You shall be reprimanded for such insolence.

Not sure how much time we have left before order is restored so I'm just gonna dump my entire skelton porn folder here. WARNING VERY HOT VERY NSFW
(not actually NSFW).

Oh god, that last pic made me erupt like a goddamn volcano. Moar pls.

noteleks golelttab rm knaht

### Spoiler

qft
I agree with this proposal.

we're starting to break it... let's see how far down the hole we can go.
Ok so looking at the rules I see that there are 4 rules unbroken, this is unacceptable!

So for this post to finalize as the worst BEST thread ever we still need to violate:

• 8. Do not sign your posts.
People can see who you are from the profile printed to the left of each post, so signing your posts is redundant and simply takes up space. Similarly, you do not need to link your battlelog in your post, as if people wish to see it they can get it from your profile.
• 12. Avoid sensitive issues such as Religion and Politics.
We have opened a board specifically to house these discussions, please do not discuss them in other sections of the forums. Normal forum rules still apply, so please conduct yourself accordingly. The new board can be found here.
The Staff do occasionally allow established members to promote their content provided they use it to incite discussion, but advertising is otherwise prohibited.
Users found to be repeatedly breaking Rule 13 will be issued with a ban.
• 14. Multiple Accounts are prohibited.
The exception to this rule is when a user has a legitimate purpose to have a second account; this is quantified by the Staff Team's discretion and should be brought up via PM.
Users found to be breaking Rule 14 will be issued with an instant warning. Any user who is temporarily banned who creates another account will be permanently banned.

So we still need someone to advertise their youtube channel, start a flame war and make multiple accounts.

So does anyone feel like Donald Trump's America is doomed?

-Gecko99

First off:
Fix'd
Second:
How goddamn dare you insult his mighty excellence you horrific piece of fucking shit! Is Hawai'i even actually a state?????? Or just a convenient locale where we send all the fucktards?!

Sincerely, JSLICE20
Fuck off cunt Hawaii is a goddamn paradise, unlike Aristinko, when was the last time water fell from the sky over there? Or are you too busy fucking all the cactus to have ever noticed?

-Gecko99

Like you're one to talk asshole. Lilo and Stitch is about the only good thing to come out of that dump. "Oooh I live on a fucking puny, irrelevant island in a collection of other puny islands, and we live here because we're so fugly that we'd be segregated by the Continental U. S. citizens like the Japs were in WWII." Go jump off a cliff you terrible excuse of a human being. At least beautiful Arizona consists of a dry heat and not some shitty combo of humidity and ass.

Kind regards, JSLICE20

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Kind regards, JSLICE 20

Hawaii has beautiful warm beaches and gorgeous mountains, Arizona has hot sand, the Hawaiian Islands offer a wide variety of outdoor sports including swimming, diving, canoeing, kayaking, surfing, kite surfing, jet skiing, horse back riding, hiking, paragliding, mountain biking and so many more, what can you do in Arizona? I don't know, die of heat stroke and that's pretty much it. Honestly the fact that Trump validates you degenerates is a sad thing.

Half of those activities involve water. Have fun drowning you bulldog looking assfucks. Go choke on spam, jizz in your poi, and wash it down with disgusting coconut water for all I care. I don't see our handsome leader visiting that joke of a territory you utter waste of oxygen.

Best wishes, Zer0Cod3x
To Aim Assist or not to Aim Assist, that is the question.

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### My "Contributions"

thank mr skeltal

Posts: 214

Date of registration
: Dec 17th 2016

Platform: PC

Location: Kauai

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 3

Sunday, April 2nd 2017, 6:46am

Calling it no

### Quoted from "JSLICE20"

Let's see how hard we can derail this now that the Mods have been defeated.

Have fun dealing with this shit Mr. Battlelog Skeleton.

Anyone have some super hardcore porn they want to post? XD

LET'S EGYPT THIS BITCH

WHERE MY PYRAMIDS AT THO

This is much more fun than having rules to abide by. Mr. Battlelog Skeleton is right; Battlelog and their lack of authority is better.

@Gecko99

THANK YOU for having the balls to do this.

Gecko, you're supposed to quote the entire message above. That's what 'Pyramid-ing' is.

Brb jacking off to some serious skeleton porn.

@BattlelogH4x0r

Is that you getting rammed in the pic above?
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO THIS IS MY THREAD AND MY OPINION SO GTFO IF HATER!

Hey! Don't make me turn on the 1337 speak, bitch.
sorry ))))))))))):
Dats rite. O ya, we probly shudint youse grammer ither.
I agree with most of your list but just so you know the mosin nagant in your picture is a model from ww2 not ww1. Other than that I think your list is well researched and I would be surprised if we didn't see most/ all of these in future DLCs.
thank for constructiv critsisms but next tim go in piramid

All terrible choices except for the M16a3

Dice should add these weapons in order of decreasing power

6: BFG 9000
5: Pre Patch BF4 Impact Grenades x2
3: Fat Man Pigeon
2; M2 Carl Gustav
1: Hardline Pre-patch K-10

@Gecko99

Sry, haters gon h8.

))):<

ftfy DDDDDDDDD

Edit: PYRAMID RESTORED BITCHES
What's a pyramid?

Oh, it's nothing.
++

Hey, Mr. Battlelog Skeleton, Blue Panda posted when he was banned. Source. Better check on that.

On topic again, has anyone seen good movies lately?

Double post for no reason.

That's the spirit. Actually fuckit. Let's triple and quadruple or even quintuple post because reasons.

Eat.

My.

Shit-

aki mushrooms.

Ran out of space in post above.

Pyramid is majestic. Oscar would be proud.

Pls JSLICE20 you are give me cancer.

PYRAMID MUST LIVE ON!!!

this is art, social web engineering at it's best(if that's even a thing, and if it is relatablle to this)

Next 11 posters gets REP.

How dare you try and defile the almighty pyramid. You shall be reprimanded for such insolence.

Not sure how much time we have left before order is restored so I'm just gonna dump my entire skelton porn folder here. WARNING VERY HOT VERY NSFW
(not actually NSFW).

Oh god, that last pic made me erupt like a goddamn volcano. Moar pls.

noteleks golelttab rm knaht

### Spoiler

qft
I agree with this proposal.

we're starting to break it... let's see how far down the hole we can go.
Ok so looking at the rules I see that there are 4 rules unbroken, this is unacceptable!

So for this post to finalize as the worst BEST thread ever we still need to violate:

• 8. Do not sign your posts.
People can see who you are from the profile printed to the left of each post, so signing your posts is redundant and simply takes up space. Similarly, you do not need to link your battlelog in your post, as if people wish to see it they can get it from your profile.
• 12. Avoid sensitive issues such as Religion and Politics.
We have opened a board specifically to house these discussions, please do not discuss them in other sections of the forums. Normal forum rules still apply, so please conduct yourself accordingly. The new board can be found here.
The Staff do occasionally allow established members to promote their content provided they use it to incite discussion, but advertising is otherwise prohibited.
Users found to be repeatedly breaking Rule 13 will be issued with a ban.
• 14. Multiple Accounts are prohibited.
The exception to this rule is when a user has a legitimate purpose to have a second account; this is quantified by the Staff Team's discretion and should be brought up via PM.
Users found to be breaking Rule 14 will be issued with an instant warning. Any user who is temporarily banned who creates another account will be permanently banned.

So we still need someone to advertise their youtube channel, start a flame war and make multiple accounts.

So does anyone feel like Donald Trump's America is doomed?

-Gecko99

First off:
Fix'd
Second:
How goddamn dare you insult his mighty excellence you horrific piece of fucking shit! Is Hawai'i even actually a state?????? Or just a convenient locale where we send all the fucktards?!

Sincerely, JSLICE20
Fuck off cunt Hawaii is a goddamn paradise, unlike Aristinko, when was the last time water fell from the sky over there? Or are you too busy fucking all the cactus to have ever noticed?

-Gecko99

Like you're one to talk asshole. Lilo and Stitch is about the only good thing to come out of that dump. "Oooh I live on a fucking puny, irrelevant island in a collection of other puny islands, and we live here because we're so fugly that we'd be segregated by the Continental U. S. citizens like the Japs were in WWII." Go jump off a cliff you terrible excuse of a human being. At least beautiful Arizona consists of a dry heat and not some shitty combo of humidity and ass.

Kind regards, JSLICE20

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Kind regards, JSLICE 20

Hawaii has beautiful warm beaches and gorgeous mountains, Arizona has hot sand, the Hawaiian Islands offer a wide variety of outdoor sports including swimming, diving, canoeing, kayaking, surfing, kite surfing, jet skiing, horse back riding, hiking, paragliding, mountain biking and so many more, what can you do in Arizona? I don't know, die of heat stroke and that's pretty much it. Honestly the fact that Trump validates you degenerates is a sad thing.

Half of those activities involve water. Have fun drowning you bulldog looking assfucks. Go choke on spam, jizz in your poi, and wash it down with disgusting coconut water for all I care. I don't see our handsome leader visiting that joke of a territory you utter waste of oxygen.

Best wishes, Zer0Cod3x

Vote Trump. All Mexicans should be deported immediately.

~Duck

### Quoted from "JSLICE20"

Let's see how hard we can derail this now that the Mods have been defeated.

Have fun dealing with this shit Mr. Battlelog Skeleton.

Anyone have some super hardcore porn they want to post? XD

LET'S EGYPT THIS BITCH

WHERE MY PYRAMIDS AT THO

This is much more fun than having rules to abide by. Mr. Battlelog Skeleton is right; Battlelog and their lack of authority is better.

@Gecko99

THANK YOU for having the balls to do this.

Gecko, you're supposed to quote the entire message above. That's what 'Pyramid-ing' is.

Brb jacking off to some serious skeleton porn.

@BattlelogH4x0r

Is that you getting rammed in the pic above?
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO THIS IS MY THREAD AND MY OPINION SO GTFO IF HATER!

Hey! Don't make me turn on the 1337 speak, bitch.
sorry ))))))))))):
Dats rite. O ya, we probly shudint youse grammer ither.
I agree with most of your list but just so you know the mosin nagant in your picture is a model from ww2 not ww1. Other than that I think your list is well researched and I would be surprised if we didn't see most/ all of these in future DLCs.
thank for constructiv critsisms but next tim go in piramid

All terrible choices except for the M16a3

Dice should add these weapons in order of decreasing power

6: BFG 9000
5: Pre Patch BF4 Impact Grenades x2
3: Fat Man Pigeon
2; M2 Carl Gustav
1: Hardline Pre-patch K-10

@Gecko99

Sry, haters gon h8.

))):<

ftfy DDDDDDDDD

Edit: PYRAMID RESTORED BITCHES
What's a pyramid?

Oh, it's nothing.
++

Hey, Mr. Battlelog Skeleton, Blue Panda posted when he was banned. Source. Better check on that.

On topic again, has anyone seen good movies lately?

Double post for no reason.

That's the spirit. Actually fuckit. Let's triple and quadruple or even quintuple post because reasons.

Eat.

My.

Shit-

aki mushrooms.

Ran out of space in post above.

Pyramid is majestic. Oscar would be proud.

Pls JSLICE20 you are give me cancer.

PYRAMID MUST LIVE ON!!!

this is art, social web engineering at it's best(if that's even a thing, and if it is relatablle to this)

Next 11 posters gets REP.

How dare you try and defile the almighty pyramid. You shall be reprimanded for such insolence.

Not sure how much time we have left before order is restored so I'm just gonna dump my entire skelton porn folder here. WARNING VERY HOT VERY NSFW
(not actually NSFW).

Oh god, that last pic made me erupt like a goddamn volcano. Moar pls.

noteleks golelttab rm knaht

### Spoiler

qft
I agree with this proposal.

we're starting to break it... let's see how far down the hole we can go.
Ok so looking at the rules I see that there are 4 rules unbroken, this is unacceptable!

So for this post to finalize as the worst BEST thread ever we still need to violate:

• 8. Do not sign your posts.
People can see who you are from the profile printed to the left of each post, so signing your posts is redundant and simply takes up space. Similarly, you do not need to link your battlelog in your post, as if people wish to see it they can get it from your profile.
• 12. Avoid sensitive issues such as Religion and Politics.
We have opened a board specifically to house these discussions, please do not discuss them in other sections of the forums. Normal forum rules still apply, so please conduct yourself accordingly. The new board can be found here.
The Staff do occasionally allow established members to promote their content provided they use it to incite discussion, but advertising is otherwise prohibited.
Users found to be repeatedly breaking Rule 13 will be issued with a ban.
• 14. Multiple Accounts are prohibited.
The exception to this rule is when a user has a legitimate purpose to have a second account; this is quantified by the Staff Team's discretion and should be brought up via PM.
Users found to be breaking Rule 14 will be issued with an instant warning. Any user who is temporarily banned who creates another account will be permanently banned.

So we still need someone to advertise their youtube channel, start a flame war and make multiple accounts.

So does anyone feel like Donald Trump's America is doomed?

-Gecko99

First off:
Fix'd
Second:
How goddamn dare you insult his mighty excellence you horrific piece of fucking shit! Is Hawai'i even actually a state?????? Or just a convenient locale where we send all the fucktards?!

Sincerely, JSLICE20
Fuck off cunt Hawaii is a goddamn paradise, unlike Aristinko, when was the last time water fell from the sky over there? Or are you too busy fucking all the cactus to have ever noticed?

-Gecko99

Like you're one to talk asshole. Lilo and Stitch is about the only good thing to come out of that dump. "Oooh I live on a fucking puny, irrelevant island in a collection of other puny islands, and we live here because we're so fugly that we'd be segregated by the Continental U. S. citizens like the Japs were in WWII." Go jump off a cliff you terrible excuse of a human being. At least beautiful Arizona consists of a dry heat and not some shitty combo of humidity and ass.

Kind regards, JSLICE20

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Kind regards, JSLICE 20

Hawaii has beautiful warm beaches and gorgeous mountains, Arizona has hot sand, the Hawaiian Islands offer a wide variety of outdoor sports including swimming, diving, canoeing, kayaking, surfing, kite surfing, jet skiing, horse back riding, hiking, paragliding, mountain biking and so many more, what can you do in Arizona? I don't know, die of heat stroke and that's pretty much it. Honestly the fact that Trump validates you degenerates is a sad thing.

Half of those activities involve water. Have fun drowning you bulldog looking assfucks. Go choke on spam, jizz in your poi, and wash it down with disgusting coconut water for all I care. I don't see our handsome leader visiting that joke of a territory you utter waste of oxygen.

Best wishes, Zer0Cod3x

Vote Trump. All Mexicans should be deported immediately.

~Duck

Oh fuck of Marblecuck, your opinion was invalidated the moment you said random deviation isn't casual, I bet you think microbursting isn't the most skilled tactic ever invented for videogaming, also nice 16% accuracy with the M16A3.

-Xfactorgaming

Fucking Christ, I can't REP no mores. Stupid artificial rules.

Calling it now, every common user of this forum gets banned tomorrow.

Posts: 3,292

Date of registration
: Apr 26th 2013

Platform: PS4

Location: Arizona, USA

Reputation modifier: 15

Sunday, April 2nd 2017, 7:00am

### Quoted from "JSLICE20"

Let's see how hard we can derail this now that the Mods have been defeated.

Have fun dealing with this shit Mr. Battlelog Skeleton.

Anyone have some super hardcore porn they want to post? XD

LET'S EGYPT THIS BITCH

WHERE MY PYRAMIDS AT THO

This is much more fun than having rules to abide by. Mr. Battlelog Skeleton is right; Battlelog and their lack of authority is better.

@Gecko99

THANK YOU for having the balls to do this.

Gecko, you're supposed to quote the entire message above. That's what 'Pyramid-ing' is.

Brb jacking off to some serious skeleton porn.

@BattlelogH4x0r

Is that you getting rammed in the pic above?
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO THIS IS MY THREAD AND MY OPINION SO GTFO IF HATER!

Hey! Don't make me turn on the 1337 speak, bitch.
sorry ))))))))))):
Dats rite. O ya, we probly shudint youse grammer ither.
I agree with most of your list but just so you know the mosin nagant in your picture is a model from ww2 not ww1. Other than that I think your list is well researched and I would be surprised if we didn't see most/ all of these in future DLCs.
thank for constructiv critsisms but next tim go in piramid

All terrible choices except for the M16a3

Dice should add these weapons in order of decreasing power

6: BFG 9000
5: Pre Patch BF4 Impact Grenades x2
3: Fat Man Pigeon
2; M2 Carl Gustav
1: Hardline Pre-patch K-10

@Gecko99

Sry, haters gon h8.

))):<

ftfy DDDDDDDDD

Edit: PYRAMID RESTORED BITCHES
What's a pyramid?

Oh, it's nothing.
++

Hey, Mr. Battlelog Skeleton, Blue Panda posted when he was banned. Source. Better check on that.

On topic again, has anyone seen good movies lately?

Double post for no reason.

That's the spirit. Actually fuckit. Let's triple and quadruple or even quintuple post because reasons.

Eat.

My.

Shit-

aki mushrooms.

Ran out of space in post above.

Pyramid is majestic. Oscar would be proud.

Pls JSLICE20 you are give me cancer.

PYRAMID MUST LIVE ON!!!

this is art, social web engineering at it's best(if that's even a thing, and if it is relatablle to this)

Next 11 posters gets REP.

How dare you try and defile the almighty pyramid. You shall be reprimanded for such insolence.

Not sure how much time we have left before order is restored so I'm just gonna dump my entire skelton porn folder here. WARNING VERY HOT VERY NSFW
(not actually NSFW).

Oh god, that last pic made me erupt like a goddamn volcano. Moar pls.

noteleks golelttab rm knaht

### Spoiler

qft
I agree with this proposal.

we're starting to break it... let's see how far down the hole we can go.
Ok so looking at the rules I see that there are 4 rules unbroken, this is unacceptable!

So for this post to finalize as the worst BEST thread ever we still need to violate:

• 8. Do not sign your posts.
People can see who you are from the profile printed to the left of each post, so signing your posts is redundant and simply takes up space. Similarly, you do not need to link your battlelog in your post, as if people wish to see it they can get it from your profile.
• 12. Avoid sensitive issues such as Religion and Politics.
We have opened a board specifically to house these discussions, please do not discuss them in other sections of the forums. Normal forum rules still apply, so please conduct yourself accordingly. The new board can be found here.
The Staff do occasionally allow established members to promote their content provided they use it to incite discussion, but advertising is otherwise prohibited.
Users found to be repeatedly breaking Rule 13 will be issued with a ban.
• 14. Multiple Accounts are prohibited.
The exception to this rule is when a user has a legitimate purpose to have a second account; this is quantified by the Staff Team's discretion and should be brought up via PM.
Users found to be breaking Rule 14 will be issued with an instant warning. Any user who is temporarily banned who creates another account will be permanently banned.

So we still need someone to advertise their youtube channel, start a flame war and make multiple accounts.

So does anyone feel like Donald Trump's America is doomed?

-Gecko99

First off:
Fix'd
Second:
How goddamn dare you insult his mighty excellence you horrific piece of fucking shit! Is Hawai'i even actually a state?????? Or just a convenient locale where we send all the fucktards?!

Sincerely, JSLICE20
Fuck off cunt Hawaii is a goddamn paradise, unlike Aristinko, when was the last time water fell from the sky over there? Or are you too busy fucking all the cactus to have ever noticed?

-Gecko99

Like you're one to talk asshole. Lilo and Stitch is about the only good thing to come out of that dump. "Oooh I live on a fucking puny, irrelevant island in a collection of other puny islands, and we live here because we're so fugly that we'd be segregated by the Continental U. S. citizens like the Japs were in WWII." Go jump off a cliff you terrible excuse of a human being. At least beautiful Arizona consists of a dry heat and not some shitty combo of humidity and ass.

Kind regards, JSLICE20

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Kind regards, JSLICE 20

Hawaii has beautiful warm beaches and gorgeous mountains, Arizona has hot sand, the Hawaiian Islands offer a wide variety of outdoor sports including swimming, diving, canoeing, kayaking, surfing, kite surfing, jet skiing, horse back riding, hiking, paragliding, mountain biking and so many more, what can you do in Arizona? I don't know, die of heat stroke and that's pretty much it. Honestly the fact that Trump validates you degenerates is a sad thing.

Half of those activities involve water. Have fun drowning you bulldog looking assfucks. Go choke on spam, jizz in your poi, and wash it down with disgusting coconut water for all I care. I don't see our handsome leader visiting that joke of a territory you utter waste of oxygen.

Best wishes, Zer0Cod3x

Vote Trump. All Mexicans should be deported immediately.

~Duck

Oh fuck of Marblecuck, your opinion was invalidated the moment you said random deviation isn't casual, I bet you think microbursting isn't the most skilled tactic ever invented for videogaming, also nice 16% accuracy with the M16A3.

-Xfactorgaming

Fucking Christ, I can't REP no mores. Stupid artificial rules.

Calling it now, every common user of this forum gets banned tomorrow.[/quote]
We broke the quote system. It's double quoting now.
To Aim Assist or not to Aim Assist, that is the question.

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### Quoted from "Zer0Cod3x"

the Sebstalder is quiet good since it can 3hit kill at any distanc ,but In my opinion i actually thikn the sweeper is better, its got a really really fast firerate that can beat alll those Noobmaticos, Helregall adn shitguns in close quarters , and its also really accurate out to like l;ong range,. overall great allround gun, jsut my 2\$ tho

### My "Contributions"

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "JSLICE20" (Apr 2nd 2017, 7:05am)

Posts: 258

Date of registration
: Jun 5th 2015

Platform: Xbox One

Location: Hoth

Battlelog:

Reputation modifier: 8

Sunday, April 2nd 2017, 9:55am

### Quoted from "JSLICE20"

Let's see how hard we can derail this now that the Mods have been defeated.

Have fun dealing with this shit Mr. Battlelog Skeleton.

Anyone have some super hardcore porn they want to post? XD

LET'S EGYPT THIS BITCH

WHERE MY PYRAMIDS AT THO

This is much more fun than having rules to abide by. Mr. Battlelog Skeleton is right; Battlelog and their lack of authority is better.

@Gecko99

THANK YOU for having the balls to do this.

Gecko, you're supposed to quote the entire message above. That's what 'Pyramid-ing' is.

Brb jacking off to some serious skeleton porn.

@BattlelogH4x0r

Is that you getting rammed in the pic above?
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO THIS IS MY THREAD AND MY OPINION SO GTFO IF HATER!

Hey! Don't make me turn on the 1337 speak, bitch.
sorry ))))))))))):
Dats rite. O ya, we probly shudint youse grammer ither.
I agree with most of your list but just so you know the mosin nagant in your picture is a model from ww2 not ww1. Other than that I think your list is well researched and I would be surprised if we didn't see most/ all of these in future DLCs.
thank for constructiv critsisms but next tim go in piramid

All terrible choices except for the M16a3

Dice should add these weapons in order of decreasing power

6: BFG 9000
5: Pre Patch BF4 Impact Grenades x2
3: Fat Man Pigeon
2; M2 Carl Gustav
1: Hardline Pre-patch K-10

@Gecko99

Sry, haters gon h8.

))):<

ftfy DDDDDDDDD

Edit: PYRAMID RESTORED BITCHES
What's a pyramid?

Oh, it's nothing.
++

Hey, Mr. Battlelog Skeleton, Blue Panda posted when he was banned. Source. Better check on that.

On topic again, has anyone seen good movies lately?

Double post for no reason.

That's the spirit. Actually fuckit. Let's triple and quadruple or even quintuple post because reasons.

Eat.

My.

Shit-

aki mushrooms.

Ran out of space in post above.

Pyramid is majestic. Oscar would be proud.

Pls JSLICE20 you are give me cancer.

PYRAMID MUST LIVE ON!!!

this is art, social web engineering at it's best(if that's even a thing, and if it is relatablle to this)

Next 11 posters gets REP.

How dare you try and defile the almighty pyramid. You shall be reprimanded for such insolence.

Not sure how much time we have left before order is restored so I'm just gonna dump my entire skelton porn folder here. WARNING VERY HOT VERY NSFW
(not actually NSFW).

Oh god, that last pic made me erupt like a goddamn volcano. Moar pls.

noteleks golelttab rm knaht

### Spoiler

qft
I agree with this proposal.

we're starting to break it... let's see how far down the hole we can go.
Ok so looking at the rules I see that there are 4 rules unbroken, this is unacceptable!

So for this post to finalize as the worst BEST thread ever we still need to violate:

• 8. Do not sign your posts.
People can see who you are from the profile printed to the left of each post, so signing your posts is redundant and simply takes up space. Similarly, you do not need to link your battlelog in your post, as if people wish to see it they can get it from your profile.
• 12. Avoid sensitive issues such as Religion and Politics.
We have opened a board specifically to house these discussions, please do not discuss them in other sections of the forums. Normal forum rules still apply, so please conduct yourself accordingly. The new board can be found here.
The Staff do occasionally allow established members to promote their content provided they use it to incite discussion, but advertising is otherwise prohibited.
Users found to be repeatedly breaking Rule 13 will be issued with a ban.
• 14. Multiple Accounts are prohibited.
The exception to this rule is when a user has a legitimate purpose to have a second account; this is quantified by the Staff Team's discretion and should be brought up via PM.
Users found to be breaking Rule 14 will be issued with an instant warning. Any user who is temporarily banned who creates another account will be permanently banned.

So we still need someone to advertise their youtube channel, start a flame war and make multiple accounts.

So does anyone feel like Donald Trump's America is doomed?

-Gecko99

First off:
Fix'd
Second:
How goddamn dare you insult his mighty excellence you horrific piece of fucking shit! Is Hawai'i even actually a state?????? Or just a convenient locale where we send all the fucktards?!

Sincerely, JSLICE20
Fuck off cunt Hawaii is a goddamn paradise, unlike Aristinko, when was the last time water fell from the sky over there? Or are you too busy fucking all the cactus to have ever noticed?

-Gecko99

Like you're one to talk asshole. Lilo and Stitch is about the only good thing to come out of that dump. "Oooh I live on a fucking puny, irrelevant island in a collection of other puny islands, and we live here because we're so fugly that we'd be segregated by the Continental U. S. citizens like the Japs were in WWII." Go jump off a cliff you terrible excuse of a human being. At least beautiful Arizona consists of a dry heat and not some shitty combo of humidity and ass.

Kind regards, JSLICE20

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Kind regards, JSLICE 20

Hawaii has beautiful warm beaches and gorgeous mountains, Arizona has hot sand, the Hawaiian Islands offer a wide variety of outdoor sports including swimming, diving, canoeing, kayaking, surfing, kite surfing, jet skiing, horse back riding, hiking, paragliding, mountain biking and so many more, what can you do in Arizona? I don't know, die of heat stroke and that's pretty much it. Honestly the fact that Trump validates you degenerates is a sad thing.

Half of those activities involve water. Have fun drowning you bulldog looking assfucks. Go choke on spam, jizz in your poi, and wash it down with disgusting coconut water for all I care. I don't see our handsome leader visiting that joke of a territory you utter waste of oxygen.

Best wishes, Zer0Cod3x

Vote Trump. All Mexicans should be deported immediately.

~Duck

Oh fuck of Marblecuck, your opinion was invalidated the moment you said random deviation isn't casual, I bet you think microbursting isn't the most skilled tactic ever invented for videogaming, also nice 16% accuracy with the M16A3.

-Xfactorgaming

Fucking Christ, I can't REP no mores. Stupid artificial rules.

Calling it now, every common user of this forum gets banned tomorrow.

We broke the quote system. It's double quoting now. [/quote]

Bump.

Things I support

ammo regen pls

_____

### Quoted from "Skanic"

When I play with it [Autoloading 8] I feel like I am batman taking out 1 after 1 baddie while they feel helpless and don't know who is talking out their mates.

### Quoted from "TheSkillCommittee"

Remove 3D spotting. It’s a mechanic that rewards bad eyesight.

### Quoted from "Rezal"

Wanna help your team by sneaking through enemy territory to provide spawns? THIS IS NOT TEAMWORK FGT I HOPE YOU RUN OUT OF MOTION BALLS TOO EARLY TO BE SUCCESSFUL
Wanna be Javelin squad but only have two guys? BETTER NOT GET YOUR SOFLAM KILLED FGT THIS IS NOT TEAMWORK WITHOUT A SUPPORT DUDE DROPPING AMMO ON YOU EVERY 2 MINUTES

### DICE pls

Minor console QoL improvements
Ping Tool idea
Spotting suggestions

Posts I should finish sometime:
Squad priority vehicle system (and anti stealing suggestion)
Scoring system flaws (and concept)
Battlefield definition
New helicopter idea
Suppression rework
Flow, immersion and fun in battlefield
Specializations: ideas and system rework
Why limited infinite ammo would be awesome
Other bitesize ideas

Symthic Developer

Posts: 3,719

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Platform: PC

Location: __main__, Finland

Reputation modifier: 17

Sunday, April 2nd 2017, 11:05am

Alright I guess 1st of April is over for everyone, back to business as usual .

Impressive work here. Going to close the thread but leave it for people to admire. This almost rivals the legendary "360 IE" thread in terms of messing around